Home Improvement II

topic posted Tue, June 9, 2009 - 3:48 PM by  Shep
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Wake up and find your walls coated in blood.....just try it....I am a true believer now ever since my roommates decided to have a pissing match over who would screw the deaf girl and spent the morning stabbing each other through the bathroom door. I may have to find a new liver now that mine is dead. I may have to storm the capital building with 30 stupid drunks and make tacos the new mayor. I may have to make the eventual zombie apocalypse my new wedding. I believe in jackasshattery in the tenfold. I believe in the sacred right of every human being to go to hell the way they want to. I'll chew on the bones of all my already dead friends and drink a toast to their stupidity. And I'll wish they were here because this freakout beats being dust or some stupid 70 virgins right hand of god fantasy island bullshit daydream that religion came up with. Thanks but now i'm fine here in hell......
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